Grease Monkey Cannabis Seeds

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Another impressively well-balanced hybrid from Exotic Genetix, Grease Monkey is a wonderful addition to the MGS catalogue. Click here to buy Grease Monkey seeds… Grease Monkey is an Indica dominant hybrid strain. It's an insanely potent strain that offers 25% – 30% THC content. Read our full review! Grease Monkey Feminized Cannabis Seeds Deep relaxation and a body buzz are the hallmarks of the Grease Monkey cannabis strain. Gorilla Glue #4 and Cookies and Cream genetics lend their intense

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Get ready to go bananas for Grease Monkey, an indica-leaning hybrid from Exotic Genetix that will unlock your ultimate “chill mode.” Bred from two legendary strains, this THC dominant seed is available as feminized seeds and packs a sweet yet spicy punch for your tastebuds.

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Grease Monkey Seeds Strain Genetics

Grease Monkey marijuana seeds are a combination of two strains: the legendary, sativa dominant Gorilla Glue #4, and the oh-so-frosty indica/sativa hybrid Cookies & Cream.

Gorilla Glue #4, a potent Sour Dubb and Chem Sis descendent, gives Grease Monkey its legendary spicy diesel aftertaste while Cookies & Cream offers its high THC level and a sweet vanilla flavour that is reminiscent of that delectable ice cream cone from your childhood. The end result is a well-balanced hybrid that certainly won’t disappoint.

Grease Monkey Strain Terpene Profile

The sweet sugary aroma of Exotic Genetix’s Grease Monkey combined with potent petrol undertones provides an interesting sensation for your nostrils. The complex flavour can be just as intense, leaving you with a taste of earthy vanilla and spicy gasoline in your mouth.

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High levels of caryophyllene give the strain an especially peppery flavour while limonene and myrcene terpenes add pleasant citrus and herbal notes to this cannabis strain’s spicy yet sweet bite.

Grease Monkey Strain Effects

There won’t be any monkeying around with this indica-leaning cannabis strain. Grease Monkey cannabis seeds deliver a euphoric yet relaxed and lazy buzz that will have you glued to your couch. Expect this strain to target your body and work deep into your muscles to unlock the ultimate “chill mode” as you ride the sleepy wave of this calming body high.

But beware, this fan-favourite Exotic Genetix strain is a bit of a creeper, so take it slow and give it time for the physical melt to spread from head to toe.

Grease Monkey Strain Medical Benefits

Medical marijuana patients who suffer from chronic pain and insomnia can potentially benefit from the high THC level (around 22.5%) of this hybrid strain, which delivers a sedative and calming effect.

This harmonious blend of limonene, caryophyllene, THC, delivers a cerebral euphoric that can provide relief to those who are looking for a more natural way to ease their physical tensions and promote better sleep.

How to Grow Grease Monkey Strain

Grease Monkey cannabis seeds can be challenging to grow, but not impossible. You’ll need to practice your pruning skills as the plant grows uncharacteristically tall. The plant can be grown both indoors and outdoors, especially if you have enough space inside but the biggest challenge for growers is controlling the dank smell, so be prepared to invest in some carbon filters.

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Available as feminized or regular seeds from our seed bank, this strain boasts a short flowering time of only 8-9 weeks after germination. When grown indoors, Grease Monkey seeds from Exotic Genetix can yield as much as 510g per m2. If you have the perfect outdoor environment (humid, sunny, between 70-80 degrees), you can expect an impressive yield of up to 595g per m2.

Grease Monkey is a hardy and exquisite flower with a high yield that flaunts forest green buds ripe with furry trichomes that will be rewarding to budding growers.

Grease Monkey Strain

Grease Monkey is an indica dominant hybrid strain, but it is sometimes a 50/50 mix.

This strain, a gift from breeder Exotic Genetix, has an incredibly enviable genetic lineage of Cookies and Cream and Gorilla Glue 4.

Thanks to this superstar genetic pairing, Grease Monkey is an insanely potent strain that inherits the best of both its parents’ worlds.

Sativa/Indica Indoor yield Outdoor yield Flowering period
40% / 60% 18 oz per square meter 21 oz per plant 8 – 9 weeks indoors, October outdoors

Information About Grease Monkey Strain

This weed strain has satisfyingly high THC levels – some varieties boast as much as 30% THC.

If you’re new to cannabis use, it may be a good idea to start small.

Because of its Indica genetics, this strain may cause sleepiness, making it ideal for a lazy afternoon spent indoors.

Grease Monkey mellows you out and calms you down, helping your body relax and drift off into a blissful sleep.

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Grease Monkey Feminized Cannabis Seeds

Deep relaxation and a body buzz are the hallmarks of the Grease Monkey cannabis strain. Gorilla Glue #4 and Cookies and Cream genetics lend their intense flavors and mind-body effects to the plant. When you feel like you just want the world to stop so that you can daydream, take a nap and let the stress melt away, this indica-heavy hybrid is effective.

People have described the high from this strain as aphrodisiac peace, euphoria and out-of-this world relaxation. With 70 percent indica and 30 percent sativa, Grease Monkey lulls you into a haze. It features an average THC level of 25 percent, which means that it can hit powerfully.

Still, the high may develop slowly. You might feel your head clear into a tranquil ease. The high affects the body intensely, promoting a grounding effect throughout your shoulders and neck. After the initial high, many users get sleepy, while others report feeling serenely sedated.

The flavor tastes like the perfect blend of the strain’s genetics. It’s earthy and skunky, with a hint of comforting vanilla.

This plant can be grown indoors or outdoors. It will produce higher yields outside but can leave you with about 18 ounces per square meter if you manage the environment well. When grown under the right conditions, it develops robust nugs that are sprinkled with orange pistils and an abundant dusting of trichomes. Its flowering period of 8 to 9 weeks means that you can guide the plants to harvest fairly quickly.

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